1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:04,272 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:17,085 Um, hey. Whatcha doin'? 3 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,488 Well the internet connection down here is terrible. But, not anymore. 4 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,491 I'm adding a wireless routing system for the whole house. 5 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,759 Tony, you already spend enough time down here. 6 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:28,762 We add good internet, we'll never see you. 7 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:32,833 Oh we can always Skype. Or have virtual reality sex. 8 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,637 Them sites stopped taking my credit card a long time ago anyway. 9 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:39,707 Tony, why don't you hire a professional? 10 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,475 Because I know what I'm doing. 11 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,411 - Hmm. - What you got goin' on? 12 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,446 Oh, nothing much. 13 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,047 You want some nachos? What? 14 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,783 I said andquot;not much would know that if you 15 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,685 took a little Spanish. 16 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,088 Alright, I'm tired of this Spanish inquisition. 17 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,856 What you talkin' Spanglish for anyway? 18 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,227 I don't know, I was thinking maybe it would be cool if we took a Spanish class together. 19 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,463 [SCOFFS] Girl, I ain't got time to be learnin' another language. 20 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,365 I's still tryin' to learn the English. 21 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,100 You are no fun. 22 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,103 Don't you need to learn Spanish anyway? You're in construction. 23 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,038 I know andquot;vamanos 24 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,074 A lot andquot;money talks, so I don't have to. 25 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,744 Well I actually saw an infomercial that said I could make 26 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,812 a lot of money being a translator. 27 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:21,415 Oh, that's good for you. I already have a job. 28 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,984 Well, don't you think it'd be romantic if we 29 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,519 go salsa dancing? 30 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,556 Girl you know I'm not big on dancing. But I do love salsa and chips. 31 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,992 Why don't you practice your Spanish and go make us some enchiladas. 32 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,329 You know what? I don't even know why I try with you Tony. Adios! 33 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,730 Hey, watch your mouth. 34 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,333 While you're up there, grab me one of them cervezas. 35 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:42,102 Ándale, ándale, arriba, arriba! 36 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,672 * Woke up and my wife said to me * 37 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,141 * The bill collectors won't let me be * 38 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,443 * The kids keep talkin' back to me * 39 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:55,416 * Family Time, Family Time 40 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,920 [MUSIC] 41 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:07,961 Lisa, why have you got this big-ass jacuzzi you don't ever use it? 42 00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:11,131 Shut up, we do use it. 43 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,001 Ooh yes. Right there, that's the one. 44 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:17,371 Ooh, muy caliente, Lisa. 45 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,606 What y'all lookin' at? 46 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,808 Ah, looking for a Spanish tutor. 47 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,109 For what? 48 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,745 I'm just trying to better myself. 49 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:28,649 Did you know Paul Robeson spoke over twenty different languages? 50 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,984 That was before translation apps. 51 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,754 You know what? You always have a way of belittling 52 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,624 - everything I do. - Yeah, Rachel. 53 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:40,728 ¿Por qué no intentas a apoyo a tu hermana? 54 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,129 What did you just say? 55 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,332 I think I just said 56 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:47,335 why aren't you supportive of your sister? 57 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,437 When did you learn to speak Spanish? 58 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,971 Well, you remember Rafael? 59 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,940 - Mm-hmm. - I picked him up, I picked it up. 60 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:56,744 Hmm. That's better than some of the stuff you picked up from them other men. 61 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,748 You know, I actually remember Rafael. 62 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,283 What happened to him though? 63 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,117 - It didn't work out. - Mm. - Oh. 64 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:06,354 - You guys have problems? - No, we were cool. 65 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,356 He had problems with the American Government. 66 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,024 - Oh, citizenship. - Jaywalking. 67 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:14,562 I don't know. It's over, I'm thankful it's over. 68 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,231 And I've moved on. Found myself a good man. 69 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:20,668 Ooh. Now who is this mystery man? 70 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,703 Well, his name is Trevor. 71 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:26,039 He is a lawyer. A very successful lawyer. 72 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,141 And that's all you need to know right now. 73 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:31,312 - See here we go with the secrets. - It's no secret! 74 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,847 Okay so then when can we meet this Trevor? 75 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,284 Never. I'm just playin'. 76 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:39,820 Okay, just give it time. It's kind of difficult for us because 77 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,889 you know, he's always away on business. 78 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,591 Oh, translation: he's married. 79 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:48,496 No he's not! I mean [SCOFFS] I'm just say- I don't thi- 80 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:52,032 He's an international businessman, and 81 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:57,771 and he stays busy with international business cases. 82 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,408 You guys keep a secret? 83 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,410 No. But tell us anyway. 84 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:05,579 He asked me to send him some risqué pictures. 85 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,615 - Ooh! - Don't do it. 86 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,817 Well, why not? 87 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:15,489 Yeah why not? My phone is full of risqué pictures. Let her live on the edge a little bit. 88 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:18,826 Well, I took this one int he mirror. What do you think? 89 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,394 That's cool, that's cool. 90 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,563 Lori, where is your top?! 91 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,865 It's a risqué picture, what I'ma do with a top? 92 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,233 [LISA] No! 93 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,069 You call that risqué? Let me show you what I send to my girls. 94 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,037 You see that right there? 95 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,039 Gah oh Molly! 96 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,408 Oh, y'all are some freaks! 97 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,909 Really, Lori- 98 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,278 [RACHEL] They're gonna change them diapers, who did you talkin' about? 99 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:41,649 Lori don't do it. Seriously, you remember what happened to me on Funstagram? 100 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,584 Yeah, maybe I shouldn't do it. 101 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,720 Okay, I'll just, what, stay old-school 102 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,956 and make him wait 'til he gets back in town to see it. 103 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,459 - Yeah. - No! Go ahead and send the pic. I mean, what's 104 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:54,495 the worst that can happen? 105 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,797 Mm! Alright! 106 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,400 Wireless internet is officially set up. 107 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:02,470 Now I won't have to leave the man cave except for the shower and to use the bathroom. 108 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,505 Nyah! 109 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,239 Man, you don't need to take no shower. 110 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:09,309 And we gotta use the bathroom, just put one of those empty water bottles to good use. 111 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,978 Called recycling, Ton'. 112 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,114 Boy you really were raised in a cave, huh? 113 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,117 Alright, let me make sure the signal is strong enough. 114 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,820 Alrighty... yeah! 115 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:20,854 Cool, I'm connected. 116 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,890 [PHONE DINGS] Hey-whoa! 117 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:26,193 Oh! Man, look at this! 118 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:29,730 Oh, man that's Lori! And are those her... 119 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,399 [PHONE BEEPS] 120 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,502 - Hey that's Rachel! - Yeah, and that's her... 121 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,737 Oh, oh... 122 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,772 Hey, Ton', look man, I don't know what the hell you doin' with pictures 123 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,808 of Lori and Rachel on your phone... 124 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,611 I know you a freak and everything, but pictures of your wife's sisters? 125 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,580 That's cutting it a little too close, don't you think? 126 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:49,583 Well, on second thought, you the man! 127 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,852 I don't know what the hell's going on. 128 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,522 Maybe it was like a pocket dial. Or a pocket text. 129 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,257 From both of them back to back? 130 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,259 Wait a minute, I know what this is! 131 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,829 - Yeah man, this is a set-up from Lisa! - What? 132 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,998 Yeah man, it's a set up from Lisa. She's tryin' to see what you'll do! 133 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,834 By sending me naked pictures of her sisters? 134 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,202 Ah come on Ton', that's just photoshop, man! 135 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:13,073 Those are clearly Photoshopped images of they face on Lisa's body. 136 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:16,109 - This is not Lisa's body. - How you know? 137 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,947 I think I know my own wife's body. 138 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,983 Well man, well send me the pictures of your wife's body, so I can verify 139 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,753 for myself, man. 140 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,789 How about I verify your body at the coroner's office? 141 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,959 No man, oh! Damn it, you know what? 142 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:35,729 This can only be one thing. They into me. 143 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,666 [LAUGHS] What do you mean they into you? 144 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:40,300 Lisa's sisters hate you, man. 145 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,637 Yeah, that's what I thought. But now it's starting to become very clear. 146 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,940 Remember that time I said I walked in on Rachel changing and she didn't even trip? 147 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,676 Yeah, but how much did you see though? 148 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,979 Well, whatever I didn't see she showed me in this photo. 149 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,048 Nah, nah, nah. Her sister's a lesbian, so that don't really count. 150 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:59,052 I don't know man, she dated men before. Maybe she's on the fence. 151 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,122 You know how you sound man? You sound like me! 152 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,024 What do you think Lisa gonna say when she find out? 153 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,393 Man, she's gonna go ballistic. 154 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,861 Where you goin'? 155 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,598 I'm gonna go test the waters man, see, you know, see what's going on. 156 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,600 - You comin'? - Hell yeah I'm coming. 157 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,402 Hey, lemme see the picture of Rachel again. 158 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,271 Just Rachel man! Don't be stingy, gimme your phone like that. 159 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:26,346 Oh, hey babe. I found a Spanish tutor online, I'ma call him up. 160 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:29,783 - That's great babe. - Yeah, what phone? 161 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,820 Shh, shh, shh! They outside! 162 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,092 Javier? Uh-oh, good. 163 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:42,095 You still there? I'm sorry, receptions bad up here. 164 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,431 Thought I lost ya. 165 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,199 Oh, in Español? 166 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:50,504 Oh, well, I don't know Español, that's why I'm calling you Javier. 167 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,041 Oh, you know? I do know sí. 168 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:57,778 And gracias. And amigo! 169 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,814 Sure. Yeah, we could 170 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:04,384 we could be amigos. I mean I was thinkin' tutor and 171 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,387 student, but yeah, amigos is cool, why not? 172 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,490 - Did you do it? - Yes! I sent it! 173 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,325 Ooh! Good for you girl! 174 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:16,229 He is gonna go crazy when he sees it! 175 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:19,733 I love the Spanish language. I think it sounds so beautiful. 176 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:23,604 And I- the whole Latin culture, honestly. I want to be more worldly. 177 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,840 It's time. More cultured, if you will. 178 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:29,242 Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, I'm married. 179 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:32,245 But y husband thinks I should broaden my horizons, so... 180 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,382 Yeah, we don't keep any secrets. 181 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:38,351 Oh I'm wide open. Wide open. Schedule is 182 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:40,087 good so, whenever you're... 183 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,956 good and have some free time, I'm, I'm... 184 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,726 Uh... Friday night at your place? 185 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,962 Uh, no. No, no, no, no Javier. 186 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,799 That's no, that I don't think-that, that time won't work for me. 187 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:56,036 Okay now seriously Rachel, do not tell Lisa. You know she's a prude. 188 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,405 Of course not. She wouldn't understand. 189 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:01,508 She's about as erotic as Mother Teresa. 190 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,478 Tomorrow? At 2 AM? 191 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,315 You have some tequila? No... 192 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:11,318 No, no. That is, that's just way past my bedtime 193 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,722 Javier, come on. [SIGHS] 194 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,890 Uh, you know what? Hey, hey, hey listen. Why don't 195 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:19,559 we meet at my place next week, during the daytime? 196 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:23,731 When it's just nice and bright outside, and the sun is shining? 197 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,635 Okay. Okay that, that works? Great. 198 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:32,105 Thank you Javier! See you soon. Bye-bye. 199 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,307 * I'm gonna learn some Spanish. * 200 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,680 [MUSIC] 201 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,458 Hi! You must be Javier. 202 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:55,128 Ah-ah-ah! Hola. Mi llamo Javier. 203 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:58,431 Oh, okay, so we're gonna start already? Oh, um... 204 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:02,235 Mi llamo Lisa. Bien burrito. 205 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,706 Bean burrito? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 206 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,208 Oh no, no! I meant welcome. I was trying to say welcome. 207 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,943 Ah! Bienvenido. 208 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,445 Oh, alright yes! Bienvenido. 209 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,282 Okay, come on in! Welcome, thank you. 210 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,051 Uh, you can have a seat on the couch, right here. 211 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:21,088 [SIGHS] 212 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:27,728 So Mrs. Stallworth, why have you decided to 213 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,630 learn the beautiful language of español? 214 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,934 Well you know, I'm not currently working, and I just thought being a translator might 215 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,535 be a good career opportunity. 216 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,505 Ah estás en lo correcto. Spanish is the second most spoken 217 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,541 - language int h world. - Really? What's the first? 218 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,576 Ji yuyan wei putonghua. 219 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,779 - Huh? - Mandarin is the first. 220 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,615 - I speak seven languages. - Oh wow. Which ones? 221 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,751 Uh, English, Spanish, 222 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:54,254 uh, Mandarin, Italian, German and Portuguese. 223 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,523 Oh, oh well that-that's only six. 224 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,993 I also speak the language of love. And if you stay course... 225 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,362 you can get there in no time. 226 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,632 Well I gather you're talking about French? 227 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,468 Of... course! Mrs. Stallworth, let's begin. 228 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,839 From this point on, you will be completely immersed 229 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,741 in Spanish. 230 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,943 And you will learn the language within 30 days. 231 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,677 Oh, or mi dinero back? 232 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,047 No. You will pay for 30 more days. 233 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,782 But let's begin! Repeat after me: 234 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:25,485 - Uno, dos, tres... - Uno, dos, tres... 235 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:30,290 - Cuatro, cinco... - Cuatro, cinco... 236 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,793 - Tony. - Mm-hmm... 237 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,928 - Tony! - Huh? What? What's going on? 238 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,931 - Hey Tony. - Wha- what the hell are y'all two doin' down here? 239 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,132 Brother-in-law, we need to talk. 240 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,801 You damn right we need to talk. 241 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,003 - What's going on? - We know you got those pictures. 242 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,272 Yes I did. And y'all need to be more careful 243 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,107 with sensitive materials like that. 244 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,443 We don't need to be careful. It was no accident. 245 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:54,547 - Huh? - Oh come on Tony, we're all adults here. 246 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,616 Let's keep it real. 247 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,119 Did you like the pictures? 248 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,788 - Or not? - Huh? 249 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:05,525 Rachel asked you... if you liked the pictures. 250 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,659 Or not. 251 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,395 What the hell [STAMMERING] what is wrong with y'all? 252 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,198 If Lisa knew we was havin' this conversation, she'd kill all of us! 253 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,334 - So then we're all in agreement? - Yes. 254 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,070 Lisa can never find out about this. 255 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,607 - Never. - It'll be our... little... 256 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,042 - secret. - Secret? 257 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,044 What the- if you don't get your hands- oh-ah, hey! 258 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,047 [YELLING] No! No, no! 259 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,182 No! No! No! 260 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,819 [PANTING] What the hell? 261 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,520 Tony baby, you okay? 262 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,089 Yeah, I-I just had a awful nightmare. 263 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,759 - Wanna talk about it? - No, no! Absolutely not. 264 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,701 I love you. 265 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,339 [MUSIC] 266 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,051 Uh, you know, I need to talk to you about something Lori. 267 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,085 Yeah? 268 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,821 Okay remember that Spanish tutor I got, Javier? 269 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,191 - Yeah. - I'm not sure, but I think he made a 270 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,361 - pass at me! - Yeah! Ooh, what he say? 271 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,930 It's not about what he said, okay? It's just 272 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:21,201 how he says it. You know, he's always lookin' into my eyes, and 273 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:25,105 we're learnin' about the language of love, and all we talk about is anatomy. 274 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,539 - Anatomy? - Yeah. 275 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,309 I guess the obvious question is... 276 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,544 Can I have his number? 277 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,780 Okay. Does he have any money? 278 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,649 - Does it matter? - Yeah honey, that matters! 279 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,087 If he has some money, he can sweep you off to some 280 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,090 foreign exotic locale. I can meet you there 281 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:46,259 and casually steal him away. Then you can come back home 282 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,528 to your boring, hum-drum, dumb hubby. 283 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,231 You know what? I knew I asked the wrong sister. 284 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,832 - Everybody's happy! - Come on, come on Lori. 285 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,434 - Hey brother-in-law! - Hey! 286 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,437 - Where you goin'? - Ah, man what's ah- girl, I didn't even know you was here. 287 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,239 Is it okay that I'm here? 288 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,876 Yeah, you can be here. I-I don't care. If you here or you ain't here, I'm not [SCOFFS]. 289 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,776 Whatever. 290 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,913 - You okay Tony? - Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. 291 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,381 Because I'm completely neutral and nothing has changed. 292 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,918 You sure you didn't fall off the roof and hit your head again? 293 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,820 Um, yeah, that's exactly what it is. 294 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,522 [LAUGHING] 295 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,359 - Lisa. - Hmm? 296 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,794 I'm a little disappointed 297 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,898 that my man has not replied or responded 298 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,700 DM'ed, nothin' about that picture that I sent. 299 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,802 - Not goin' down to the DM? - No. 300 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,305 [GROANS] And I'm sad about it. 301 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,774 Maybe he's playing hard to get? 302 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,377 I don't know. I can't believe you sent that pic, by the way 303 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,212 - to this mystery man. - [LAUGHING] 304 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:42,315 I sure did send that pic, by the way. 305 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,018 you know what? Let me ask a mans opinion. Tony? 306 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,220 - Wuh? - What do you think about 307 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,856 this guy Lori's talkin' to, he hasn't responded to her. 308 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,859 - Wh-what you askin' me for? - Because you're a man. 309 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,929 Oh well, I don't even know who she sent it to. 310 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:59,632 - I don't know him either. - Wuh-wha-wh- I don't even know what kind of picture it was. 311 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,801 [LAUGHING] 312 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,904 Yes you do! [LAUGHING] 313 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,374 You know what kind of picture it was. 314 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,377 The only kind of picture worth discussing. 315 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,146 So what do you think? Is he playing hard to get? 316 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,847 Or he's flattered 317 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,217 wants to burn his eyes out and he's just not interested. 318 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,452 Burn his eyes out? 319 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:23,356 What are you talkin' about? Have you taken a look at all of this lately? 320 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,593 I lost some weight! What do you mean, burn his eyes out? 321 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,895 - What, do you think he's gay or something? - Oh he ain't gay. 322 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,732 - Well how do you know, Tony? - Uh... gaydar? 323 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,070 Well.. if... he's not interested 324 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,873 that doesn't make nay sense, because he hasn't called me. 325 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:44,644 And, I mean, no news is good news, right sis? 326 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,814 I mean, if he wasn't interested 327 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,851 he'da called me by now and told me to stop stalking him. 328 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,854 Okay but i-if he did that, then you'd just forget all about him? 329 00:15:54,887 --> 00:16:00,627 No. See, that would probably make me pursue him even harder. 330 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,430 See there's one thing you don't know about me little brother. 331 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,300 - Hmm? - I always get my man. 332 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,303 Hmm! 333 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,007 [MUSIC] 334 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,249 [BOTH LAUGHING] 335 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,752 Okay Lisa, I think you have done very well on your first lesson. 336 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,687 But before we move onto the next 337 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,990 why don't we review what you have already learned? Anatomy. 338 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,692 - Are you ready? - I guess. 339 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,128 - Ah, ah, ah! - Oh, uh, yeah. 340 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,131 And speaking of andquot;see let's begin. 341 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,899 - Eyes. - Uh-huh. 342 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:43,936 - Noriz. - Ah-ha. 343 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:47,140 - Mabios. - Laaaabios. 344 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:50,110 - The- - And here's a new one. 345 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:54,681 - Language. - Language. 346 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,684 Yes. Let's continue. 347 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,888 - Hand? Arm? - Yeah 348 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:05,558 - Mi pechos?! - No, no, no, no! Wh-wh-what is underneath 349 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,428 - the pechos? - Oh, oh... my heart? 350 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,398 Correcto. Corazon. 351 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,066 Say it with me. 352 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,103 [BOTH] Corazon. 353 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:24,644 Mi corozon esta para ti. 354 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,045 What does that mean? 355 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,515 My heart is for you. 356 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,218 I don't usually do this when I tutor my students 357 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,487 but when I meet a woman that exudes such sensuality 358 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,123 I just can't help myself. 359 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,426 [NERVOUSLY SPEAKING SPANISH] 360 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,695 [GASPING] What the hell? 361 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,732 - You alright? - Oh, I just had an awful... 362 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,200 awful nightmare. 363 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,238 - You wanna talk about it? - No! No, no, absolutely not. 364 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,241 It didn't involve your sisters, did it? 365 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:57,277 Never mind. 366 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,914 [MUSIC] 367 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,489 Okay Lisa, do tell, how are the 368 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,924 Español lessons coming along? 369 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,993 Oh... no bueno. 370 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,328 What do you mean? 371 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,564 Thinking about firing my instructor. 372 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,667 Pero por qué? You were so gung-ho about learning a new language 373 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,069 and the whole tutoring thing. 374 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,473 - What's the deal? - I don't know, I kind of think he made a pass at me. 375 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,409 And not to mention, I kinda sorta, maybe 376 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,611 probably definitely had a dream about him. 377 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,246 Ooh you little hussy! 378 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,547 - What? - Do tell! 379 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,550 I didn't like it, it just... happened. 380 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,719 Oh. Well did IT happen? 381 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,156 No, it did not happen, okay? Because I woke up 382 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,424 and that's that. 383 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,360 Yeah well you didn't tell Tony anything about that, did you? 384 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,997 Um, are you kidding me? No. Tony would blow his top. 385 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,899 Tony would blow his top about what, Lisa? 386 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,168 Uh.. Tony! I didn't even know you were home. 387 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,471 Hmm, hmm. Well surprise! There seems to be a lot of secrets 388 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,308 floating around here. Lisa, I gotta tell you something, 389 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,509 You gotta tell me something? 390 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,312 Mm-hmm. Or maybe I should let Lori and Rachel tell you. 391 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,446 Who wants to go first? 392 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,647 The hell are you talking about? 393 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,849 You know good damn well what I'm talking about! 394 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,352 Lori, you want to start? 395 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:17,224 Alright, fine! My mystery guy may be married. 396 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,259 - What's the deal with Tony? - What's going on Tony? 397 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,994 Oh-bu-Lisa, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this 398 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,030 But both your sisters made a pass at me. 399 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,600 - What? - Oh hell no, I'd rather get hit by a passing bus. 400 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,769 Look, they was tryin' to get some of this thunder. 401 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,872 okay Tony, that is a pretty big accusation. 402 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,375 Well I'm not tryin' to start no family drama 403 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,378 But it is what it is, and I got proof. [PHONE BEEPS] 404 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,381 - Bam! - [ALL EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK] 405 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,216 Oh my goodness how did you get that?! 406 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,552 Oh don't you play coy with me woman, you text me that! 407 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,386 [HIGH PITCHED] What!? 408 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:50,557 And you! You lesbian imposter! Hmm! 409 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,725 Oh I am so embarrassed for you. 410 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,628 Okay, somebody needs to explain to me what is going on 411 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,896 seriously, like right now. 412 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,266 oh, wha-wait a minute, wait a minute, let me see that phone. 413 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,833 'Cause even if I was straight and you wasn't my 414 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,569 brother-in-law, I would never send that to you. 415 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:03,970 You ain't worth the data. 416 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,872 [PHONE CLICKING] 417 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:09,175 Oh, boy, these are airdrops, you idiot. 418 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,443 Air-what? 419 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,745 Airdrops! It's a new feature on smartphones where you can send 420 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,115 pictures instantly to the cloud. 421 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,851 Tony, you did just set up that new wireless system. 422 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,520 - Hmm! - Well there it is. 423 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,790 Damn it! Why couldn't you just hire a professional? 424 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,426 Why didn't they hire a professional? Them pictures was straight amateur hour. 425 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,996 Draws on in the background. Look at this one. 426 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,799 Why couldn't you just erase the pictures from your phone? 427 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,302 Because I needed evidence, okay? 428 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,205 But, now I know that accidents happen. I will delete these asap. 429 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,373 Carry on. 430 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,209 Uh, yeah, no. Thank you. I'll delete them. 431 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,877 - Okay. - Yeah. 432 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:45,978 Freak of the week. 433 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,981 [MUSIC] 434 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,057 Como esta? 435 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,893 Good and you? 436 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,463 What's up Lisa, you uh, studyin' Spanish by yourself? 437 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,532 Yup. Fired that tutor. 438 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,300 Figured we could save some money. 439 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,968 Mm. I like the sound of that. 440 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,070 Me and Donnie are headin' to the bar, so I'm just gonna go grab my wallet. 441 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,505 Okay. 442 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,841 Studyin' a little Spanish, huh? 443 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,209 Well you know, I'm known to speak a couple Spanish words myself. 444 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,811 - Is that right? - Yeah. 445 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:22,815 Uh, parite, corizon, umbake. 446 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,651 [POPS MOUTH] 447 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,687 That's French for andquot;I want you. 448 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,365 [BOTH] What the hell?!